On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about oops and junk, taller girls in the relationship, and getting your cat to shutup!
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Herp a derp! Oh man, this podcast is great more Scott and Turpster!
Seriously, it is!
On tall girls.
In one of Joseph Heller’s non Catch22 books(Good as Gold), the main character is a small man, who is recommended to marry a woman with great family ties to further his political career. However she’s taller than him.
The conversation goes something like:
-Wont she make me appear smaller?
-No not at all, it will make her appear only taller.
I hope this helps small men and tall women.
I loved this one. It really is dangerous to listen to this while driving. Almost took out an elder and 2 dogs
Hi,
Crazy cat lover here. My cats don’t really meow all that often. (I love it when Dr. Bob Cat meows “hi” when I first come through the door upon arriving home.) Anyway, perhaps the caller needs to make sure the cat has a regular feeding time. Also, has the cat been spayed/neutered? The last bit I would add would be to ask if the caller was playing regularily with her cat. (I have taught Sister Rita Catrin to play fetch. YES!, she will chase a fake mouse, retrieve it, and bring it back to me for another round.) (well, that is until she gets bored and ignores my existance.) No need for violence (harming the cat or removing voice box) or for giving the cat away. Just play, feed, and take the cat to the vet. Can’t wait until your next show……
Dear Turpster,
I would like to complain about how funny you are. I go to the equivalent of High-school and have problems doing my homework as I cannot concentrate because of you. I would write something to to the other guy but I forgot your name(not really).
Great work!!
Lol ok taking the browns to the super bowl may be a private thing in the civilian world but not in the army. Ive been in more than enough bathrooms in military bases and seen just 6 toilets 3 on each side of the room and no seperations of any kind. You can stare at the dudes across from you and hold hands with the dude next to you.
Also working at a grocery store I used to have to clean the bathrooms during the day and I’ve seen some nasty things. One dude took a piss in a plastic sandwich bag and left it on the middle of the bathroom floor. You’re in the bathroom! !! Why do you need yo piss in a bag!? Countless number of times in the little trash can in the stall of ladies room for the feminine products to be thrown out I’ve seen a pair of panties with a log just sitting there in the middle of them. But the worst by far I went in to clean the mens room and I opened the stall door to find shit everywhere. It was like this dude had diarrhea and just pointed his ass and sprayed it all over. It was dripping from the walls. Literally dripping from the ceiling. I don’t know how and don’t really care I looked at my watch and had 10 min left on my shift. I closed the door said it looks clean to me waited my 10 min and got the hell outta dodge.
And as for cats I always find them entertaining cus you really can’t train them. They’re assholes and however their personality is you just deal with it. They’re letting you live with them and tolerating you in their house
Really funny. Haha haha o how I laughed. Anyhoo I just wanted to comment on turpster. Has he ever heard of Joe Cornish, one half of the Adam and Joe partnership. I ask only because turpster sounds very much like a second rate version of Joe. Dont worry Mr American person. You are nothing like Adam. He is funny. Anyway, happy Christmas and UP YOURS!
Ooooh I bet you dont publish this. Truth though. Aint it.
Love the show, but it’s really aggravating when a show is said it will be released on time and a month later we still don’t have anything. Every other show gets kept up with, so keep up with this one.
I’m starting to get withdrawals! More Hypothetical Help podcast please!! <3
Where R U? MIA for too long!
Just wanted to say i discovered this podcast when in france in 2010. It was a source of delight and enjoyment then and am very excited and psyched to see it’s still going (evidently, quite strongly, too!). It’s insightful, entertaining, well-done and turpster and scott are so different from each other in many dimensions (age, background, and more) it makes for a great set of interpretations. I aspire to have my own podcast(s) close to as polished as this. Good stuff, mates/blokes/guys!
I am really sad to see this show go down the shitter. Literally, every time I look at your page I see toilet paper. I’m pretty sure your break between episodes 1 and 2 of season 5 was longer than your season 4 to 5 hiatus. I’m just really annoyed you apparently don’t give a crap about this podcast or it’s listeners. And doubly annoyed because the first five minutes of your last podcast you spent promising you will be on time this season. As for me, I won’t be back. I don’t feel like bothering to check if you updated anymore.
no offence but im sick of waiting for a new episode.
I have a question for Scott and Turpter. I have this podcast I really love. Laugh the entire time. Here’s the problem, they two guys who make this incredible podcast seem to have vanished. The last time they released a podcast they went on and on about how they would be timely with the release of new episodes. Unfortunately, this was over 2 months ago. Do you know of some way to find out what has happened and how to get them to start producing this fabulous podcast again?
Hello again, Scott & Turpster! Where have you gone?!? I LOVE Hypo Help and I hope the show comes back again soon. Anyway, rock on brother!
Scott! Whens the next Hypothetical Help Episode coming out? iw’ve been listening to all your older episodes and im runing out of episodes! Please keep up with the awsomeness!
Scott. As you can see there is a large handful of requests for an update here. You have a forum for Frogpants where you can make such an announcement. Obviously its your (and Mark’s) free time and we have no right to make demands on it. That said, it would be worth a LOT of good will and professionalism to let us know whats going on.